An Eventfull Wedding

So this was the beginning of our wedding trip to Kerrville. They asked Kaley to be a flower girl and Flo to be a Groomsman. I was very nervous about Kaley standing still during the ceremony. Well, Kaley did AWESOME. She looked beautiful and did her duties as a flower girl very well. However, since we are Gonzalez we can't go anywhere without making a scene. It all started at George Straight's restaurant in San Antonio where the rehearsal dinner was. When the Bride and Groom gave Flo a gift I began pulling out the tissue paper and tossed a piece onto a candle. When I looked up I saw that our table was in flames. OOPS! I didn't know what to do, and Flo couldn't help me because he was holding Lily. Finally two ladies pounded out the flames. We were left with ashes all over us and our table. S0 embarrassing. All I could do is laugh.

But that's not where the embarrassment ends. The day of the wedding I was sitting in the car while the girls slept. I was holding Lily in my lap when I hear the most horrifying sound occur in her diaper. When I got up to change her I felt something dripping down my leg. I looked down to find yellow poo running down my white dress. Sorry for the graphic image, but it was gushing out. I have never seen anything like it. Luckily Flo walks out, and I just start laughing. We then worked together to get her wiped down on a park bench. Poor baby laid naked on a park bench drenched in yellow Poo. I ended up having to put on the same dress I wore the night before to the rehearsal dinner. Again... embarrassing!!! Later a lovely older women told me, "Oh honey they won't remember that you wore the same thing twice, they will remember you for setting the table on fire." Oh Brother! Can't take us anywhere.